doctorbedeliadumaurier: if Kirk and Spock’s ship name isn’t Kock then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
claydols: im trying to picture zooey deschanel playing a psychopath in some movie but all i can see is her stumbling through the victims door and saying “oops i forgot my axe”
tentacuddles: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something well then… you don’t have to tell me to ship it twice.
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference